Monday, June 07, 2010

The worst short SEO jokes ever

Changing SEOs is like changing decks on the Titanic.

- How many SEOs does it take to change a light bulb?
- I don't know, how many can you afford?

- How many SEOs does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, he'll have an Intern to do it. That way it will only cost $75 an hour.

- How many SEOs does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

If it weren't for SEOs, we wouldn't need them.

- If one useless man is called a disgrace, what are two useless men called?
- A SEO agency.

SEOs are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.

Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.

Talk is cheap...until SEOs get involved.

- What's the difference between a good SEO and a bad SEO?
- A bad SEO can let a campaign drag out for several years. A good SEO can make it last even longer.

- Why did the SEO cross the road?
- To analyze the traffic.

- What have pigs and SEOs got in common?
- SPAM

- Why are there so many SEOs in the U.S.?
- Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

Isn't it a shame how 99% of the SEOs give the whole profession a bad name.

It is the trade of SEOs to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour.

- What's the difference between a SEO and a gigolo?
- A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

- Why are SEOs great in bed?
- They get so much practice screwing people.

Two SEOs, a father and son, talk in the office:
- Dad, I can't believe I've lost that rankings. I don't know what to do!
- Don't worry, son. SEOs never lose. The client is the one who lost.

- Did you hear about the new microwave SEO?
- You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

- I hear you lost your rankings. Did your SEO give you bad advice?
- No. He charged me for it.

- What do SEOs and sperm have in common?
- One in 2,000,000 actually does the job.

- What do dinosaurs and decent SEOs have in common?
- They're both extinct.

SEOs are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.

The good SEO is the great salesman.

- How many SEO jokes are here?
- Only three. The rest are true stories...

Disclaimer: I didn't invent those jokes. I just did find & replace for lawyer/attorney jokes. Some of them really fit though.